Only In Alaska

In order to prepare Mason for his first day of school, I was given at least a forest-worth of paperwork. One of the papers was the Recess Policy. I couldn't help but laugh outloud and thought it was perfect for an "Only In Alaska" post. I'm going to copy it word for word lest you think I made it up...

"When sending your child to school, we urge you to dress him/her according to the weather conditions. The children are expected to play outside at recess if the temperature of the chill factor is above negative 10 degrees. The child should be comfortable and protected from the inclement weather."

Second part of "Only In Alaska" -
The other day while I was waiting at an eye doc appointment, I was flipping through a catalog of Fall classes offered at the local community college. I found my new career path. Again, I am just going to quote it:

CED A0409 The Art of Animal Skin Sewing: Hats

Man, I sure love Alaska!