how to get in deep $h!t with the wife while she's at girls camp

Take the boys fishing and rafting every one of the three days she's gone:




Grind mortar off the kitchen floor and throw cement dust around the house, covering every dish in every cabinet in the whole kitchen with the aforementioned cement dust. How about a pathetic attempt to make things better? Get dessert delivered from the local pizza joint and tell her that her girls camp braids look great.

After the mess is cleaned up, you can lounge around in the hammock.




Better get off the computer, we're headed to the kenai for a couple of days.